Q : If you were arrested with no explanation, what would your friends and family assume you had done ?
A : That I robbed a jewelry store, with a gang of girls wearing pink berets, carrying AK-47s, throwing glitter in peoples eyes while snatching the goods.
Followed by breaking and entering into a dog rescue shelter freeing all the detained, while decorating them with diamonds and pearls.
It's the first assumption my friends and family would make. This. Exact. Scenario. ☝🏻👩🏻🎤 💥
Q : What makes you roll your eyes every time you hear it ?
A : There are occasionally certain issues triggering my resentment and discomfort. Like : "the earth is flat", or "Donald Trump" or "Brexit" or, people talking about their "Followers" or, the question : "Are you French, Iveta?" 🤬
Q : What’s something uncool that you love anyway ?
A : Cheap champagne. It's so much tastier ( maybe it contains more sugar.