Q : If you were arrested with no explanation, what would your friends and family assume you had done?
A : getting busted while freeing porkers from a livestock transport ✌🏻🐷
Q : What set of items could you buy that would make the cashier the most uncomfortable?
A : 100 single kaki fruits avoiding plastic bags. 🛍🍊
Q : What makes you roll your eyes every time you hear it?
A : If somebody forces me watching soccer. 🙄⚽️