Q : What’s the weirdest thing a guest has done at your house ?
A : Just lately I discovered the reason why most random meaty things mysteriously kept disappearing from my fridge. Having had a VEGETARIAN house guest for a few weeks who would actually just buy RAW GREEN FOODS; did I really busted the guy while snatching finest porky sausages from there. So, NO really VEGGI MATE after all !?! Right ? 🕵🏻♂️ 👅 🌭
Q : What’s something uncool that you love anyway ?
A : SMOKING 🚬 "But, I will stop!" 😎 🔜
Q : If you were given one thousand acres of land that you couldn’t sell, what would you do with it ?
A : Building a medieval castle ! 🏰 " WINTER IS COMING" 🐺 ⚔️